Oliver: So like, were you born brown?
Me: (glare)
Oliver: Like when you were a baby?
Me: Seriously? Are you really asking me this? Do you think I was born white and got browner over time?
Oliver: No, I mean like, were you whiter than you are now, and like you got browner after being in the sun more growing up?
Me: Do you think black people get blacker over time?
Oliver: Yeah dude. They like come out brown and get black, and I thought like brown people are less brown and get really brown.
Me: Did you grow up with any black friends?
Oliver: Yeah, a lot man.
Me: Did they get darker over the years?
Oliver: I don't know, they just beat me up a lot.
Me: I wonder why...
Oliver: Cause I was fat bro and couldn't run away fast.
Me: That's a good reason too.
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