Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Wednesdays With Oliver

Oliver: "So when are you getting married?"

Me: "What?"

Oliver: "Don't like Indian people get married when they turn 21?"

Me: "I'm 22."

Oliver: "So you're already married? DUDE, you never told me!"

Me: "No, you're thinking of arranged marraiges, and that usually happens in India, and it's going out of fashion, and it doesn't happen at 21."

Oliver: "So you're not married?"

Me: "I want you to think hard about what you know about me, come up with an answer to that question yourself, then decide whether you really have to ask that question, kay?"

Oliver: "... So what's her name?"

Me: "Do you see a ring on my finger?"

Oliver: "Indians use rings too?"

Me: "Go check the fucking water outside."

Sunday, April 13, 2008


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