Friday, May 23, 2008

Favorite Moments in Film

So I decided to start a list (God I love lists) of my favorite scenes from film. It could be something that really touched me in an emotionally transcendent way, an amazing sequence of dialogue, or a bunch of cool shit blowing up. It's all up in the air here. To start it off, one of my favorite scenes ever, the tango from Scent of a Woman.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wii Play, Wii Drink

I already know 5 people who will buy this. Not good.


Why does MySpace seem so complicated to setup yet every idiot and (stupid) rapist out there has such an intricately complex page?

Do people who bought PT Cruisers when they first came out just feel really bad now?

Neil Diamond is surprisingly handsome.

I have a pretty good feeling that Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.

Where the hell does everyone find the uber-indie music they put on their Myspace page?

I think I'll apply for the next round of Hell's Kitchen.

How dare that girl get angry at me for staring at her ass. I just wanted to know if it said "Juice" or "Juicy," it was too scrunched to tell.

What kind of people buy tarantulas on Ebay?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Wednesdays with Oliver

Oliver: (Looking at a charge slip) Dude, look at this guy's signature. It's like he's retarded or something!

Me: He has cerebral palsy, and he's one of our best customers.

Oliver: He has cereal palms? Does that mean he can't write good?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

There is No Good Sushi in Irvine

Now, this may come off as a little racist (big surprise) but you would think that with the high amount of Japanese people in Irvine, there would be at least one amazing sushi restaurant, somewhere with food that's simple yet flavorful and fresh, but no. Hell, most places in Boston do it better, and those are all owned by Koreans. Like everything else in my life, this simple pleasure is denied me, forcing me into my corner of broken dreams a.k.a. the crappy sushi next door. I just don't understand why lesser cities around here have some of the best sushi in California (even that really dirty city... you know the one) and all Irvine gets is franchised crap. It's kinda the people's fault though, cause they're idiots. On the recommendation of a friend, I went to a new popular place a few weeks ago (Yen Sushi) and got a shrimp tempura roll and some toro. I haven't spoken to that person in 3 weeks. The shrimp was frozen tempura. fried about 3 hours before I ate it. And this is supposed to be the best we have? Lately I've been eating quite a bit at Fukada, an noodle house with the best soba in Orange County. What annoys me is they also have the best spicy tuna roll I have ever tasted, but they aren't even a sushi place. What the fuck? Get your fucking act together Irvine, and stop being such a little bitch.