My Problem With Indian People (Part 1 of a 500-part series)

This is for all you young 30-something Indian parents out there: CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN. If you decide to bring them to a fine dining establishment, don't let them roam all over the place and bother other customers. If you see them tampering with a large, expensive piece of art, stop them. If they throw food all around the table, make them stop and maybe pick up some of it instead of glaring at the staff as if they caused the mess. If they're hiding under a table that the staff needs to set or seat customers at, get them the fuck out. If they start banging their forks and plates together, and you just keep asking them to stop, grow a pair and make them stop. You're not being nice to them or being good parents, you're just instilling terrible habits that will continue to carry over from generation to generation, like NOT CONTROLLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS IN PRIVATE FUCKING ESTABLISHMENTS!