Oliver: So do Indian people believe in the same god as Christian people?
Me: Technically, yes, but Hindus also believe in multiple gods that represent different aspects of life.
Oliver: I thought you guys believe in like Allah and stuff.
Me: No, that's Muslims. Hinduism and Islam are 2 different religions.
Oliver: But you guys are always saying "Praise Allah" and stuff.
Me: Have you ever heard anyone here say that?
Oliver: No, but like, brown people are always saying that.
Me: There's so many things wrong with..
Oliver: So have you ever seen the Taj Mahal? Is it big? Are there really a bunch of dead people in it?
Me: Do you remember why I fired you the first time? Like the main points I went over with you 4 months ago?
Oliver: You fired me? I thought you just told me not to come back.
Me: (Glare)
Oliver: So did they like build the Taj Mahal for Allah?
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